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20 - Gamer - Slight Nerd - Mother - Canadian - LameFace - Fatty - Probably Bored

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davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

  • ur cute n beautiful
  • you never have to go to college
  • ur parents dont judge u
  • ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
  • whats a gender
  • u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

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swessons:

contrary to popular belief i dont care what your religious affiliation, political party, or sexuality is i just want to be your friend

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Permalink purplekecleon: I’d like to call this the Broken Hopes, Broken Dreams giveaway. I realized I had one more to do after the art one earlier… I have these two Charizard I got in Japan - a Pokedoll that came out a day before we had to leave, and a Pokemon Time Charizard charm.  It’s really cute, but I don’t like Charizard a whole lot.  I bought these two Charizard items for a special friend, even though at that time I was really upset at that person.  Then we parted ways because it never got better, and I’d rather not keep around things that upset me. So… the rules are simple. One reblog enters, but a like helps. No giveaway blogs! Giveaway ends May 24th. I’ll pay for shipping anywhere. You don’t have to be following me, but if you like Pokemon art, I do a lot of that! Thank you for taking a look! I hope these will end up in a place with someone who appreciates Charizard as much as I don’t.
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fasterfood:

due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical

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humourprince:

astrokidmusic:

astrokidmusic:

I should just quit school and become a brostitute

you pay me to just hang out and chill

does anybody want to join me

we can start a

brothel

image

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